TNB: Climbing’s Greatest Route NamesLike snowflakes, no two climbs on earth will ever be identical. But what's an identity without a name? Great climbs have great names, and these names will be forever burned into the brains of all climbers who follow the path. So in celebration of great route names, I've compiled a short list of my personal favorites. Don't hesitate to add your own favorite route and boulder problem names at the bottom of this list.
Like snowflakes, no two climbs are identical. Whether that path follows a flute of ice high on the face of an alpine wall, or a swath of rock via a series of edges to an anchor midway up a sandstone bluff, each route or boulder problem any climber ever touches will have an identity all its own.
But what’s an identity without a name? Great climbs have great names, and these names will be forever burned into the brains of all climbers who follow the path. Naming climbs is rich with tradition, and every first ascentionist aspires to capture the perfect name for their creations. Some first ascentionists, however, are better than others at naming routes. So in celebration of great route names, I’ve compiled a short list of my personal favorites.
Don’t hesitate to add your own favorite route and boulder problem names to the bottom of this list.
1. The Thaw’s Not Houlding Wright
Patagonia, Argentina (1,400 meters, 5.10+, Aguja de I’S West Face)
This alpine route tackles the shortest summit of the Cerro Torre skyline. Though the grade is fairly moderate, the technical climbing starts at glacier level, which makes for one of the longest technical routes in the Torre range. The first ascent, as you may have guessed, belongs to American Cedar Wright and Britons Leo Houlding and Kevin Thaw. While experiencing the “classic bad weather” of Patagonia in 2004, the team found little climbable objectives during their month-long stay.
“After a failed attempt on what would later become Arco de los Vientos [Cerro Torre], we managed to climb this new route on our last day before leaving Patagonia,” remembers Wright. “We decided on the name after realizing that all of our names had a meaning, and put them together in kind of an esoteric way … the weather is shit here.”
2. A Steep Climb Named Desire (5.13d) Donner Summit, California.
For anyone who watched Eric Perlman and Mike Hatchett’s masterpiece Masters of Stone II, you likely witnessed a skinny white dude in a tank top crushing a then-futuristic bolted line of granite dubbed A Steep Climb Named Desire.
Scott Fischbein.” title=”Mike Carville cranking down on A Steep Climb Named Desire (5.13d). Photo by Scott Fischbein.”>”It took me six hours to figure out the crux move!” says the route’s creator Scott Frye, in the old-school film.
The year was 1991, and Frye’s route was an instant California classic for the strongmen of the country. Yet, as the years faded since that video debuted, you may have forgotten the details surrounding that route. But you probably didn’t forget the iconic name. A Steep Climb Named Desire , riffing on the famous Tennessee William’s play cum Marlon Brando movie, “A Streetcar Named Desire,” holds legendary status for route names worldwide. “Stella!”
3. Trent’s Mom (V10) Joes Valley, Utah.
Bouldering has always seemed like the punk rock of climbing. From the early days of no pads, when all falls were groundfalls (as unforgiving as punk rock’s own adopted sport—skateboarding), to the fact that seemingly every area you visit has a barrage of vulgar names peppering your guidebook (Hueco Tanks anyone?), bouldering screams counter-culture.
But among all the innuendos and double entendres littering the pages of bouldering guidebooks, my personal favorite is simple and elegant: Trent’s Mom.
“Every time I go to Joe’s, I work on Trent’s Mom.” And of course, if you take down this proud and powerful problem, you then have the pleasure of exclaiming, “I finally did Trent’s Mom.”
My only questions are: who’s Trent and what did he do to deserve this?
For the beta on Trent’s Mom, skip to 3:51 in the video below:
4. Over Yourself (V10) Flagstaff Mountain, Boulder, Colorado.
5. El Sendero Luminoso (5.12c/d) El Potrero Chico, Mexico.
Alex Honnold blew minds with his historic free-solo, I figured I could shed a little light on this route’s name. In 1994, Jeff Jackson, Kurt Smith and Pete Peacock established a 15-pitch sport climb up the 1,750-foot limestone wall of El Toro, in Mexico’s Potrero Chico. The route was one of the first of its kind. A big-wall sport climb? Get outta here! In a time when bolts were still controversial, the idea that an entire wall could be bolted was sacrilege to some. Yet Jackson (who sits right beside me here at Rock and Ice World Headquarters) told me this morning that the name was an inside joke.
“We wanted something that would take the piss out of the ultra-serious trad climbers who were denouncing sport climbing at the time,” says Jackson. “The name, which means Shining Path sounds grandiose, but it’s really a reference to the line of shiny bolts and cleared vegetation.”
With all the great, clever and symbolic route and boulder problem names in the climbing world, please add your personal favorites below, and don’t be scared to get weird!
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